{"id":124,"date":"2021-02-02T08:15:30","date_gmt":"2021-02-02T13:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/tp\/?p=124"},"modified":"2023-11-06T11:19:24","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T16:19:24","slug":"the-committee-against-vacuum-cleaners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/2021\/02\/02\/the-committee-against-vacuum-cleaners\/","title":{"rendered":"The Committee Against Vacuum Cleaners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-125\" src=\"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/14\/2021\/02\/144645553_10158364090178167_2418204767584726784_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/14\/2021\/02\/144645553_10158364090178167_2418204767584726784_n.jpg 600w, https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/14\/2021\/02\/144645553_10158364090178167_2418204767584726784_n-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/14\/2021\/02\/144645553_10158364090178167_2418204767584726784_n-400x412.jpg 400w, https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/14\/2021\/02\/144645553_10158364090178167_2418204767584726784_n-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That has to be some of the scariest looking teeth that I have seen in a pair of house cats. They look like little land sharks with fur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That has to be some of the scariest looking teeth that I have seen in a pair of house cats&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":125,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[197],"tags":[202,207],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shit","tag-animals","tag-cats","has-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}