{"id":385,"date":"2021-03-20T13:10:38","date_gmt":"2021-03-20T17:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/tp\/?p=385"},"modified":"2023-11-06T11:18:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T16:18:32","slug":"i-guess-its-time-to-find-a-new-eye-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/2021\/03\/20\/i-guess-its-time-to-find-a-new-eye-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"I guess it’s time to find a new eye doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I told my eye doctor that I was seeing double, and his very serious reply was “Well, close one eye.”<\/p>\n

It’s a good thing I don’t have to commute to work by driving.<\/p>\n

I am beginning to think that the stereotype of old people driving badly might have something to do with bad eye doctors telling them to drive with one eye closed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I told my eye doctor that I was seeing double, and his very serious reply was “Well, close one eye.”…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":386,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rants","has-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scarytaskbar.com\/cranialsoup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}