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Scrape, scrape

March 24, 2021 No Comments

Vape, vape

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Shitposts

CRISPR Presents…

March 24, 2021 No Comments

Catom Heart Mother

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Short rants

I need a dedicated button on my phone’s keyboard that types and sends the word “patience”

March 24, 2021 No Comments

because most of the people I live chat with on that thing don’t seem to have any.

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Short rants

There are 2 kinds of people in this world

March 24, 2021 No Comments

Those that have the sense to know that you don’t leave the sponge sitting in the sink. Those that need to be slapped.

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Links

12 Sunsets: Exploring Ed Ruscha’s Archive

March 24, 2021 No Comments

In 1966, Ed Ruscha drove along the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, Los Angeles. Using a motorized camera mounted on the back of a pickup truck, he methodically photographed all of the buildings on each side of the street. He assembled the photos in the artists’ book Every Building on the Sunset Strip, which challenged […]

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This is the doll that made my stepmother incorrectly think that I was obsessed with Marry Poppins

March 24, 2021 No Comments

I wasn’t. I was obsessed with 2 specific articles of clothing that came with this doll. My grandmother had an almost identical blue & white striped dress (except hers was sleeveless). It was her favorite summer dress. My grandmother also had a blue wool coat, similar to the doll’s coat. In my mind, this doll […]

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Shitposts

Probably more reliable than the actual USPS

March 24, 2021 No Comments

It’s a crowd sourced subscription based service. You have to put a can of cat food outside your door every day, even if you aren’t expecting a delivery.

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Short rants

Where’s My Scotch Tape?

March 20, 2021 No Comments

I hate when you put something somewhere, because it makes perfect sense, in the moment, but then the next day it doesn’t make any sense at all, so now you can’t find it.

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I guess it’s time to find a new eye doctor

March 20, 2021 No Comments

I told my eye doctor that I was seeing double, and his very serious reply was “Well, close one eye.” It’s a good thing I don’t have to commute to work by driving. I am beginning to think that the stereotype of old people driving badly might have something to do with bad eye doctors […]

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Short rants

Ever use a keyboard that had a “Power” key where the “Pause Break” key should be…

March 20, 2021 No Comments

capable of shutting down your PC without any sort of confirmation?

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Invisible Blue: The Color That Ancient People Could Not See

March 12, 2021 No Comments

The story of “blue being invisible in history” begins in 1858 when William Gladstone who was mystified as to why the color blue was never referred to in ancient Greek writing. Further explorations have revealed an absence of the mention of the color blue in writing from many other ancient cultures. It was as if […]

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The UK is secretly testing a controversial web snooping tool

March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 No Comments

The Investigatory Powers Act, or Snooper’s Charter, was introduced in 2016. Now one of its most contentious surveillance tools is being secretly trialled by two undisclosed internet firms. Via Wired If you don’t already use a VPN, now might be a good time to start.

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Links

The Weight of the Air

March 12, 2021 No Comments

The miners of Renaissance Europe, digging ever deeper into the earth in the search of ore, invariably found another, less welcome substance – water. Everywhere they dug, it found them, seeping into tunnels and shafts. If it could not be removed at least as quickly as it entered, it would flood the mine and make […]

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Shitposts

Human Pretzel

March 8, 2021 No Comments

This position is very effective in stabilizing high blood pressure, normalizing thyroid function and very good if you just want to relax.

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There’s an Alternate Universe of Pre-MTV Music Videos You’ve Never Seen

February 27, 2021 No Comments

The birth of the music video is often credited to MTV. It was 1981 when the first 24-hour music channel launched on our screens with “Video Killed the Radio Star”. Oh the irony, right? Wrong. Video and the radio star actually go way back. Get comfortable, because we’re about to have some fun getting to […]

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