I need a dedicated button on my phone’s keyboard that types and sends the word “patience”

Don’t listen to these health experts from the UK, who are campaigning to save people’s lives and make dying from…

I told my eye doctor that I was seeing double, and his very serious reply was “Well, close one eye.”…

yelling at each other with bullhorns, all at the same time.

Those that have the sense to know that you don’t leave the sponge sitting in the sink. Those that need…